A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
For: indicates reason (used as a synonym of 'because'), or purpose
And: used to connect words, phrases, or clauses
Nor: presents an alternate negative idea
But: indicates a contrast or exception
Or: presents opinions, alternates, or substitutes for ideas of equal importance
Yet: connects ideas that follow logically and are contrary
So: shows the consequences of related ideas
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