A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
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I like to go shopping at the mall and today I bought a pair of fluffy yapping French poodles, that I will name Boopy and Floopy, they are fluffy fruzzy soft and fragrant with bows and ribbons colored red and blue and they like to sing and swing at French poodles lounge they chirp like excited Spring birds, that nobody's ever seen anything like before, because its so unusual for dogs to act like birds, or bird-dogs to not chase birds every chance they get they have to see on a warm day in May how to get by the ( blip) I also bought the most beautiful pair of diving botties and oxygen bottles to go scuba diving, that way I will be able to see all of the beautiful coral colors fish that come by me in the canoe and get their pictures with my camera and wait to see the stunning photos of me falling overboard into the shark-infested water and taking your time to grab the oar and get me back into the boat, next to the big umbrella with the pitcher of kool aid and cookies with big huge chocolate on a nice warm morning and next to the table there was a huge soft yellow rose with window shop and while they saw the horses waking up from Winter's gloom they took the moment to ponder the meaning OF WHY I LOVE FLOWERS SO MUCH THAT I thought of what a beautiful CREATION THAT WAS MADE JUST FOR ME I gave this another thought and it was brilliant just like I thought it would be, like the one in the red box stood a little heart shaped vase that I could touch and fill with many OF MY FAVORITE FLOWERS FROM MY GARDEN AND look at it when they are in full bloom and send all the roses to Jeanne who is the local rose grower, that just loves roses and is always giving them to her friends when they get sick and end up in the hospital deep in the heart of Texas, where the women are the most beautiful because they do not live in Florida and they eat bugs for breakfast because they are Oh so tasty when prepared with just the right amount of bug juice and nectar that comes from the intestines of earthworms after they ate through the bag of cow manure that was stinking up my property so bad that I had to call the fumigators and they came out and used a new product to fumigate the place that smelled like roses and peaches and puppy breath which was pretty awesome smells after all and made me long for the days when OUT OF THE BLUE THE SKUNKS WOULD SHOW UP WITH THEIR BABIES BECAUSE of hibernation was something skunks refused to DO EVERY TIME THAT WINTER CAME THEY WOULD hide and play games in the forest with other cute little forest creatures with BUSHY TAILS THAT COULD BE SEEN sticking up in the TALL GRASS AND OUT OF HOLES IN their alley the cute whiskers on their faces and sparkles in their eyes and a look on their face that said we are up to OUR NECKS IN TROUBLE NOW IF WE DON'T find ourselves some BIRD SEED TO eat and water to drink and take a bath in the toilet and then take a shower because THEY ALL STEPT IN ALL THAT BIRD POOP ON THE top of my freshly washed car, those bird have no Cares in the world and they think the world belongs to them because they can fly and we cant so they THINK THEY SHOULD GO ON TV AN DO A REALITY SHOW ABOUT their social lives BUT IT WOULD BE RATED X BECAUES they are stupid and don't wear clothes when
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