A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Housekeeping Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
-Roseanne Barr
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
those were good joebaby and ange.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the week, he owed her $1.50. She received the money promptly, along with a fifty-cent tip and a note that read, "Thanks, Mom; keep up the good work!"

Family And Home Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9302132
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Housekeeping ain't no joke."
-Louisa May Alcott: "Little Women" (1868)

She obviously never heard of A Laughter Club!

Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Did you hear about the man who crossed a bale of straw with an octopus?
He got a broom with eight handles.

Farm Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/16446988

Marine Life Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5534658
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again."

-Joan Rivers

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
An efficient homemaker is one who, after dinner, gives the children something to play with in the bathtub, namely, the dinner dishes!

Parenting Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13709387
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"I've been thinking it over, I mean,"
Said a child to her girl-friend Irene,
"It's a shame and a crime,
After all this long time,
No one's built a bed-making machine."

Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13776084
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Dora-bell is broken, that's why I had to knock-knock.

Knock-Knock Jokes
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2834809
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Always turn out your closet light. Otherwise, you'll get up some morning and find you can't start your closet."

-Charles Monroe Schulz (creator of the "Peanuts" cartoon series)

Charles Schulz Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12636547
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful."

-William Morris: "Hopes and Fears for Art" (1882)

Art Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7066588

Wisdom And Advice Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/16331232
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deleted_user
This a true story it's sad and funny at same time I knew some people who had pet rat, that got loose in their house, these people,there is no way nice to this but they slobs,they had newspapers,dirty and clean clothes,garbage, piled everywhere in their house , they did find the rat a week lateer,it died in the house.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Wow, I've never heard of a place being so dirty that even a rat couldn't live in it! ;-)
pinkprincesssa
pinkprincesssa
Hehe, too true Beaumont! Poor rat probably died from hunger :(

Luvvin that quote by Roseanne!