A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

10-nO MORE COMPUTER VIVRUSES
9-nO MORE UTILITY BILLS
8-yOU DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT IN A LONG LINE IN THE GROCERY STORE NO MORE
nO MORE CALLS WHERE THEY SAY PUSH 1 IF YOU ARE A NEW CUSTOMER PUSH 3 IF YOU NEED NEW SEVICE PUSH 4 FOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES,PUSH 4 FOR AREPERSENTATIVE,THEN sORRY THEY ARE ALL BUISY TRY AGAIN LATER.
7-nO MORE WAITING 2 HOURS FOR 911 TO RESPOND TO YOUR CRY FOR HELP.
6-NO HARD LUCK FAMILY MEMBERS ASKING TO BORROW MONEY.
5-nO MORE GETTING TICKED OFF WHEN YOUR HUBBY LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP.
4-NO MORE RENT/MOURGAGE PAYMENTS TO MAKE.
3-yOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU WIFE NAGGING YOU ALL THE TIME.
2-nO MORE NEWS REALESES ABOUT WHAT POLOTICIAN IS SLEEPING WITH WHO!!!
1-YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW WILL NOT BE CNG TO DINER NO MORE!!!!!!!!
One day off in the distance he saw a cloud of dust. He kept his eye on it because he was guarding the lever. The dust cloud continued to move closer to the lever. Nate saw that it was a huge boulder and it was heading straight for the lever!
Nate thought about what he could do to save the world. He decided if he could get in front of the boulder he could deflect it and it would miss the lever. Nate slithered quickly to intersect the boulder. The boulder ran over Nate, but it was, in fact, deflected, leaving history to conclude that is was better Nate than lever.
Snake Humor
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