How can you tell when your cat has been on the internet?
Your mouse will have teeth marks in it.

Cat Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213750

What do witches like to do on the computer?
Use the 'spell' checker.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3037004

Spell Checker

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

How did the computer catch a virus?
Somebody left too many windows open.

What's the fastest way to crash a computer?
Let an adult use it.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a toad?
A wart processor.

Frog And Toad Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4926716

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees - that'll do them in!

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7824279

Daryl: How was the computer convention?
Carroll: Crowded - you couldn't get a nerd in edgewise!

"Computers are worthless. They can only give you answers."

-Pablo Picasso: "Secrets of Design"

Art Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7066588

What internet navigator do squirrels use?
Nut-scape.

Chipmunk And Squirrel
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/11556978

What internet navigator do squirrels use?
Nut-scape.

Chipmunk And Squirrel Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/11556978

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."

-Chairman of DEC, in 1977

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

Bill Gates: Waiter, what's this spider doing in my soup?
Waiter: Sir, I believe he's starting a website.

Restaurant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5210654

Which way did the computer go?
It went 'data' way!

Law Enforcement Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5235262

Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat.

Road Crossing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5439993