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Chuck Norris Humor

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Horse Humor
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When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

Money Humor
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.

Food Humor
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.

Food Humor
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Diet And Exercise Humor
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At his house, Chuck Norris is never asked to take out the trash.

Family And Home Humor
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

'Egg Humor' is being researched now...
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It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself, to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Pirate Humor
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When somebody yells "Last one there is a rotten egg!" Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
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Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Fun Fact: Norris is a devout Christian and politically conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and donated to a number of Republican candidates and causes. In 2007 and 2008, he campaigned for former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, who was running for the Republican nomination for President in 2008. Norris also writes a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily.

Christian Humor
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it is butter.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

School Humor
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