A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Cannibal Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Stop eating each other, for goodness' sake!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?"

-Stanislaw J. Lec: "Unkempt Thoughts" (1962)

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
And then there was the case of the missionary that the cannibals couldn't boil...it seems he was a friar...

More punnerific puns in the planning...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Cannibals love Domino's Pizza. Not for the pizza, but for the delivery guy."

-Shang
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What kind of person is fed up with other people?
A cannibal.

Miscellaneous Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Imagine that you are being chased by cannibals. What should you do?
For starters, stop imagining!

Mental Health And Psychiatry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8085291
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
The cannibal said, "My wife makes great soup, but even so, I'll miss her."

Marriage Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why do cannibals eat missionaries?
To get a little taste of religion.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Missionary: Do you practice cannibalism?
Native: No, we're already quite good at it.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.”

-Stanislaw Lem

Pun Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13691568
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What does a hippie cannibal eat?
Three squares a day.

Hippy And Slacker Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12472373
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why was the cannibal suspended?
She tried to butter up her teacher.

Education And School Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/16802966
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A certain young man of great gumption
'Mongst cannibals had the presumption
To go - but alack!
He never came back.
They say 'twas a case of consumption.

-Author Unknown

Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13776084
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: People who eat people develop a disease called 'laughing sickness', which, despite its funny name, is not fun to have; it is similar to mad cow disease, and it, too, eventually does in its victims.

Doctor And Health Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/15531358
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
And then there was the case of the missionary that the cannibals couldn't boil...it seems he was a friar...

Pun Humor
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First Cannibal- I hate my mother in law
Second Cannibal- Then try something else