A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why was the father centipede so upset?
Because all the kids needed new shoes!
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
What did one flea say to another flea?
Should we walk or take a dog?
What do you call a bee hatched in May?
A definate maybe!
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm!
Because all the kids needed new shoes!
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
What did one flea say to another flea?
Should we walk or take a dog?
What do you call a bee hatched in May?
A definate maybe!
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm!
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd all me Us.
Odgen Nash. Again.
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me Us.
Tell your uncles they have to leave.