A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Bug Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why was the father centipede so upset?
Because all the kids needed new shoes!

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!

Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!

What did one flea say to another flea?
Should we walk or take a dog?

What do you call a bee hatched in May?
A definate maybe!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Thank you, Mskitcat, Freakyfest, and Dzinfizz, for adding to the 'Bug Humor'!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
If spiders were as big as horses, it wouldn't be so bad, because when you are bitten by one, you could just ride it to the hospital!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Have you read 'Horse Humor'? Click on the green letter link here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4439920
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why can't you find nightcrawlers in the wintertime?
Because they only come out in worm weather.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Thank you, Mskitcat, FreakyFest, Dzinfizz, Racinmom14, and Rllabelle1960 for adding to 'Bug Humor'. :-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Some days you're the bug, and some days you're the windshield.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the worm decide to sleep late?
Because he didn't want the early bird to catch him.

Have you read 'Bird Humor'? Click on the green letter link here:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4825220
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
If spiders were as big as horses, it might not be so bad - just think, if you were bitten by one, you could ride it to the hospital! ;-)

Have you read 'Horse Humor'? Click on the green letter link here:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4439920
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why was the inchworm so agitated?
Because he had to convert to the metric system.
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
A FLEA AND A FLY FLEW ABOUT IN A FLUE.

SAID THE FLY TO THE FLEA, "WHAT ON EARTH SHALL WE DO?"

"SHALL WE FLY?" ASKED THE FLEA.

"NO, LET'S FLEE," SAID THE FLY.

SO THEY FLUTTERED AND FLEW THROUGH A FLAW IN THE FLUE.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.

Is this is an instance of a noun becoming a transitive verb? Cell, a thing, has become a verb, in this case meaning 'stow'. Also, cell is a homonym, or sound-alike-word for 'sale'. Is this a pun? Gee, I hate having had only a partial education! Help!!!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why do buildings have window screens?
So flies won't get out.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do you call a confused bumblebee?
Buzzled.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why do fireflies do especially well in school?
Because they're so bright!

Have you read 'School Humor'? Click here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6385552
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Who can leap tall poodles in a single bound?
Super Flea!

Have you read 'Dog Humor'? Click on the green letter link here:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213703