A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why was the father centipede so upset?
Because all the kids needed new shoes!
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
What did one flea say to another flea?
Should we walk or take a dog?
What do you call a bee hatched in May?
A definate maybe!
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm!
Because all the kids needed new shoes!
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
What did one flea say to another flea?
Should we walk or take a dog?
What do you call a bee hatched in May?
A definate maybe!
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm!
So flies won't get out.
Architect And Construction Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/11839506
Cathy: I don't know, but I wish they'd go there in the summer, too.
Seasons Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9151801
Is a caterpillar ticklish?
Well, it's always my belief
That he giggles as he wiggles
Across a hairy leaf.
-Monica Shannon
Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072
“Are you taking a swim or a drink?”
“I,” said the bug,
“Am a sea-going tug.
Am headed for land, do you think?”
“What a silly!” I said. “That’s no sea-
It’s a sink!” – “A sink it may be.
But I’d sooner I think
Be at sea in the sink
Thank sink in the sea, sir,” said he.
-John Ciardi
Marine Life Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5534658
Because they only come out in worm weather.
Seasons Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9151801
Because he had to convert to the metric system.
Dimension And Measurement Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/14078641
They enjoy a good yarn.
Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893
The ant has made himself illustrious
Through constant industry industrious.
So what?
Would you be calm and placid
If you were full of formic acid?
~ Ogden Nash
I objurgate the centipede,
A bug we do not really need.
At sleepy-time he beats a path
Straight to the bedroom or the bath.
You always wallop where he's not,
Or, if he is, he makes a spot.
~ Ogden Nash
God in his wisdom made the fly,
And then forgot to tell us why.
Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good,
And that is why your cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
Ogden Nash
A mighty creature is the germ,
Though smaller than the pachyderm.
His customary dwelling place
Is deep within the human race.
His childish pride he often pleases
By giving people strange diseases.
Do you, my poppet, feel infirm?
You probably contain a germ.
Of course, Ogden Nash!