"There's one thing about baldness: It's neat."

-Don Herold

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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Six people went swimming but only five got wet hair - why?
One was bald.

Riddles
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"I'll never part with this."

Barber And Hairstylist Humor
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Birthday Humor
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"I'll never part with this."

Barber And Hairstylist Humor
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Birthday Humor
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There's a new remedy on the market for baldness. It's made of alum and persimmon juice. It doesn't grow hair, but it shrinks your head to fit what hair you do have.

What is the perfect cure for dandruff?
Baldness.

...Or, as Captain Piccard might say, "To baldly go where no man has gone before..."

Star Trek Humor
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A bald-headed person named Twig
Once went for advice to a pig.
Said the pig, "Make some snares,
And catch a few hares,
And weave the hares into a wig."

-Willard R. Espy

Limericks
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Gregory Griggs

Gregory Griggs, Gregory Griggs,
Had twenty-seven different wigs.
He wore them up, he wore them down,
To please the people of the town.
He wore them east, he wore them west,
And never could tell
Which one he liked best.

-Author Unknown

Poetry Humor
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Consolation for Baldness

What's the advantage of hair, anyhow?
It blows in your eyes and it flops on your brow,
Disguising the shape of your scholarly head;
It often is gray and it sometimes is red.
Perhaps it is golden and ringleted, but
It needs to be combed and it has to be cut,
And even at best it is nothing to boast of,
Because it's what barbarous men have the most of,
Then challenge yourself, mirror, defiant and careless,
For lots of our handsomest people are hairless.

-Arthur Guiterman

ringleted: A ringlet is a type of hairstyle. It is achieved by wrapping a lock of hair around the length of a thin curling iron or can be sported naturally by people with sufficiently tightly curled hair. Ringlets are often also known as tube curls. Child actress Shirley Temple was famous for her ringlet hair, styled every day by her mother.

Words Heal
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“I’ve always wanted to be bald. I mean it, completely bald. Wouldn’t it be great to be bald in the rain?”

-Harrison Ford

Weather Humor
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Question: Six people went swimming but only five got wet hair - why?
Answer: One was bald.

Riddle Humor
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There's a new remedy on the market for baldness. It's made of alum and persimmon juice. It doesn't grow hair, but it shrinks your head to fit what hair you do have.

Dimension And Measurement Humor
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A bald-headed person named Twig
Once went for advice to a pig.
Said the pig, "Make some snares,
And catch a few hares,
And weave the hares into a wig."

-Willard R. Espy

Limerick Humor
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Comb ~

What did Bald Bill say when he got a comb for his birthday ?

“ Thanks, I’ll never part with it " !