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Weird

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an...
Hallows Eve

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We had two tricks and lots of kids came by..One trick: the squirrel ate the face off our dragon jack-o-lantern..Second trick: our mailbox got punked..We had 113 kids and three costumed doggies (who got beggin strips)..A good Hallows Eve.
I wish (warning - pity party)

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I wish:I wish my meds didn't interfere with intimacyI wish I could sleep betterI wish I didn't have to take more and more meds to sleepI wish I didn't have this.Well, crap. End of pity party for me. Time to get some sleep.
Riddle me this

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What kind of dog can jump higher then a house?
Identity Theft

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Someone tried to steal my identity over the past 30 days or so..Has this ever happened to you?.My first thought was, "Fine, keep my identity, take my pills for me and deal with my life for a while. You'll be begging me to take it back." - :-)
Daily Prayers

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Since I really want to make my faith accessible to others, I have posted my daily prayers in my journal.I pray all of you will have strength and take heart. We have all been through so much and share a bond that comes from a shared battle. This...
Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh

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arghhttp://www.sirs-rc.com/sirs_cpg/thumbnails.php?album=33Another weekend wasted.
Pete

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Pete and Repeat were sitting on a log. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Riddle 9-8-08

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What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
Riddle from me...

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What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter. List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.
Superhero

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What superhero are you?I think I am Iron Man.
What is your hobby?

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I know there are some good ones out there.Dish up on what you like to do.Is it collecting? What?Scrapbooking?What else?
What do you think about...

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Pizza..â??Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.â??
How I begin my day

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You have created us to live in community,O God of love;bless our friends who provide uswith the grace and love of an extended family.Endow them with the riches of your blessings:good health, sight, and mobility,that they may enjoy the wonders of...
Baptism

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Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner..One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away..Another...

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