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- THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!!The following was sent to me by another friend, and I totally agree with the content. Hope you do too.I am sending this to virtually everybody on my e-mail list and that includes conservatives, liberals, and...
- Stupid people.NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and familywhen she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearanceon the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of...
- The Tale of TWO HOUSES.... House #1 A 20 room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house, all heated by gas. In one month this residence consumes more energy than the...
- HERE IS HIS RESPONSE WHEN HE BACKED OFF FROM HIS DECISION TO LET THEMILITARY PAY FOR THEIR WAR INJURIES.WHAT AN EMPTY HEADED PERSON HE MUST BE.......Bad press, including major mockery of the plan by comedian JonStewart, led to President Obama...
- One morning a 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old smiles and nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go...
- only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and...
- The first published report of an adverse reaction to MSG appeared in 1968 (Kwok, R.H.M. The Chinese restaurant syndrome. Letter to the editor. N Engl J Med 278: 796, 1968). The first evidence that MSG caused brain damage in the form of Retinal...
- Why is it people say things like " through God all things are possible" but will not do anything for their health that is not approved by their doctor. God put fruits and vegetables on this plant. He does not work for a phamacutical company. ...
- ALLIGATOR BLONDE" A young blonde was on vacation and drivingthrough the depths of Louisiana. She desperately wanted to takehome a pair of GENUINE ALLIGATOR SHOESbut was very reluctant to pay the highprices the local vendors were asking.. After...
- A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral. The next day the kids came back and one by one were called on to tell their stories."Tony, do you have a story to share?""Yes ma'am, my daddy...
- WHEN TO START CUSSING One morning a 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old smiles and nods his head in approval. The 6 year...
- 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say...
- If you trust the FDA to act on behalf of the American public, read this article that was published by the FDA in the FDA magazine. Benzene in BeveragesBy Michelle MeadowsThe Food and Drug Administration is working with the beverage industry to...
- >>TOP 8 MORONS OF 2007 >_____________________________________________>>>1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance...
- One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told...