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- "Christmas Is All In The Heart"In a one bedroom apartment On the humble side of town There stands a little Christmas tree Looks a lot like Charlie Brown's And underneath there's one little gift for him And one little gift for her After six months...
- The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing." The...
- The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing."The...
- "Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!"~ Unknown
- 18 Christmas AffirmationsDecember 7, 2011 — Ray Davis Thought for Today:“Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at...
- Great Affirmations for the Holidays:How to Enjoy the SeasonBy Samantha SterlingGreat affirmations for the holidays include ones that help you enjoy the season, as well as ones that help eliminate holiday depression.Affirmations that work for coping...
- GIVE THE FOLLOWING GIFTS: To your enemy . . .forgiveness, To your opponent . . .tolerance. To a friend . . . your heart. To a customer . . . service. To all men . . .charity. To every child . . . a good example To yourself . . .respect -Author...
- A Prayer For Every Year LyricsSongwriters: THOMPSON, LINDA/FOSTER, DAVIDDo you remember me?Long ago on bended kneeI prayed to youWith childhood fantasyWell I'm all grown up nowCan you still help somehowI'm not a childBut my heart still can...
- THOU SHALT NOT SKIM FLAVOR FROM THE HOLIDAYS I hate this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come out with their wagging fingers and annual tips on how to get...
- We usually hear this song at Christmastime. It's from the musical The Sound of Music.Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite...
- Santa StatsThere are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle. (You gotta wonder about that one kid's parents) December is the most popular month for nose jobs. Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie...
- Signs of Christmas Everywhere Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas." Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club." At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd." A Texas...
- Office Holiday Memo To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and...
- All I Needed to Know About Life I learned from Santa* Encourage people to believe in you. * Always remember who’s naughty and who’s nice.* Don’t pout.* It’s as much fun to give as it is to receive.* Some days it’s ok to feel a little...
- In which Christmas special do we find this character?A. Rudolph The Red Nosed ReindeerB. Santa Claus is Coming to TownC. The Little Drummer BoyD. Frosty The Snowman