TRADING UP...
As for my mood for this post... slightly cranky. LOL
I have observed with ALL men, they do seem to have their focus where their God did intend... wanking, sports, food (or rather what will be made for them) Stbx s list varies from many I have chatted with here. But usually then the lists include sex (or simply wanking off themselves) with or without a woman.
I was recently reminded that they are all very INTRIGUED by boobs and asses. (The bigger the better it seems is the concensus) I recently mentioned to my studmuffin a friend did share she just discovered she is a DDD. That explained her difficulty in finding good fitting clothes. While I did tell her this was good for her, she had to chuckle as I mentioned she did put a damper on my day. (AS it is all I can do to fill a freakon C! haha) This did intrigue him and he wanted to see a pic of course (strictly g rated)
I neglected to tell him of a coworker I worked with years ago who had been properly measured in a lingerie shop . She wanted me to come with her and get fitted way back then. She was a KKK. (A TRIPLE K, not a clanner) I mentioned this to my current boss some time back and now EVERY DAY I have to be quizzed on and hear about Shirley's triple Ks)
He asked if I told SM about the triple Ks. I said, hell no...it is bad enough I have to hear about them all day here from you.
I do think since I seem to get no help or affection and now can be so easily replaced with their own willing hand or a porn clip or intriguing photo.... I will give em all up for a bad idea. Haha
I am saving my pennies for a Sybian. LOL
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Spare a thought for us men, that have to contend with morning wood, ( for some of use the 5 knuckle shuffle is all we have in our arsenal ) unless you are an engineer type that can "improvise" an enraged erection can be very difficult to tame, and it is visible, we need some sympathy too :-)
Hahaha OK Maybe just a little. :) But we poor neglected "ladies" can sometimes have the most incredible "itch" just aching to be scratched and can be just as difficult to be tamed (and even harder to be reached at times)
Perhaps if I were double jointed, or had longer arms or were more limber and pliable, I would have no complaints, but sometimes it just is not enough to "get the job done" but it is a rather good time trying. wink, wink.
(I know--- I need YOGA. Downward facing dog. Wait-- I think I know that one! HAHA)
Is that similar to the unicycling hamster ?
No I don't think so. I am referring to the "positions" not the very perverted fuzzy playmates. bahaha (We are very sick puppies indeed) :P
quiet.....I need to concentrate to get an erection.....no nude women around here.....just porn hub....LOL
awww .......There are only two emotions in this life. The first is unconditional love and everything else is a call for love......hugs
I read an "interesting" article this morning about those Male sex robots. Apparently, us women wont need to make ourselves "likeable" for them and they will be able to muster small talk. I guess all my time in the bar, I was talking to robots not real boys.
As far as a woman's boobs, it's quality not quantity. But I do enjoy looking at a nice rack and a round butt. It's just a dream now. And as far as morning wood, that's a thing of the past since I had cancer so the 5 knuckle shuffle doesn't work anymore. I guess I'm screwed, but not in a good way. Life goes on. Guess I need to find a lady with a vibrator
LOL!!!
2 is a good quantity, I find
I'll agree with that, Boomerang. But the quality of the two is important.
Hmmmm.... now I am thinking. A Sybian that makes small talk. Perhaps we could program it with positive, seductive, or very naughty messages. Depending on our mood??? Ladies, what do ya think?
(If only it could help with the housework. lol)
But would you hear that small talk over all the noise the Sybian makes? LOL! I guess you could design it with headphones.
battery operated boy friends sure not as good as the true man in your life.....after all they do not fart!
Emptyshell--- those headphones do sound like an idea... Could hear sweet nothings while being "molested" lol
And billw--- THAT is definite PLUS! bahaha
I wish I had boobs.there so tiny my husband is lucky he's got allitle to grab.outve me and my 2 sisters why did I have to be the tall skinny one with no ass either.
They have a nice rack and a nice round ass with some meat on them.