Stupid Rituals for the Dead

Am I the only One who finds the whole ceremony when someone dies stupid?

Mass, a whole ritual to burry a corpse in the ground, flowers, prayer, strict dress code, moment of silence… 

 

Bullshit

 

When I die just wrap my corpse in newspaper and throw it somewhere. 

 

Use yellow, black, flowerpatterns, 666 stamp, white, pink, purple, Batman, Satan…

 

I’m dead, I don’t give a fuck

 

I don't care if you fucking party the very next day or ten minutes after I go, if you go to a strip club. Do whatever the hell you want.

 

Respect? For whom? I'm a corpse, I'm a "what", trash.

 

Don’t pray for my soul. I never had one anyways.

 

 

 

Ps. I guess I'm a little bitter, an uncle just died.

No, I'm not sad for him.

I'm jealous.

Why does he get to die?

Why do everyone get to die but me?

Why not me? 

 

 

 

Ps2. No, I'm not religious and that's not changing.