I'm evil...at least I think so

You know, I used to be such a good girl...no, not really.  I should say I used to be extremely religious, but not anymore.  But at times I do find myself saying little prayers here and there when I feel like my loved ones are in danger (because I'm paranoid).  
Anyway, it's so hard for me to believe in anything anymore.  It's like believing in Santa Claus to believe in gods.  But I try to be a good person.  Only my hatred that I harbor for one person, the slutasaurus, peeks out at times, and it's so hard to control!  But I think I'm doing a pretty good job because I've had many opportunities to start trouble and make her life impossible, but I won't.
Some people at work are afraid of me.  I don't blame them.  I have a reputation with my machete. 
I've been called a wicked witch.  My friend and fellow coworker calls me "The Darkness".  Lol!  He thinks I'm so evil.  I just have a darkness to my humor.  That's all.  At this point in my life, I don't think I would harm anyone intentionally, unless they were trying to harm me or my family.  
The best song to describe me in this moment would be "Wrong Side of Heaven" by Five Finger Death Punch.  Awesome song.  As soon as I heard it, I felt an immediate connection to it.  Another song I love is "Take Me to Church" by Hozier.  (I've mentioned that before.)  And I pretty much love that whole "Nightmare" album by Avenged Sevenfold...best fucking album EVER!  
I should go to bed now...good night!