Warning!!!!! This is a note to warn especially the men out there, of a scam that is being pulled all over this country. I went to the mall some time ago and returning to my car I found two beautiful women cleaning the windows of it. I thanked them, and offered a dollar to show my respect, and they said, “Oh no, it’s not money we want, but a ride to the other side of town, would help greatly.” With that I said, “Sure, get in,” and we were off. A few minutes into the ride, the two of them started to kiss and make out in the back seat like crazy.. Then one of them got into the front, and slid over and started on me, with the same action. With that, I was asked to pull over into a deserted alley to finish the lurid acts of passion. When we were done and they left…I found that my wallet had been stolen... and all my cards and money were gone. I simply wanted you all, to be aware of this, as it could easily happen to you. I lost my wallet on July 10th. I lost another one on the 11th and the 12th. I lost two more on the 18th of July and one on the 20th, the 22end, the 25th, the 29th. One on August 2end, 3rd, 5th, 8th and two more wallets on the 10th of this month. This is terrible what is happening!! I just wanted to warn you. So long now…I must go and buy some more wallets!!! Is there no end to my comic genius!! Dennis L
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Funny one! Dennis how old are you really? Certainly not 101!
thanks for making me laugh for the first time today!
LOL so hard i peed alittle! HAHA!
OMG I \'m laughing so hard .. That was goood. Thanks
omg thats 2 dam funny. you are sweet and I truly needed a laugh. (Laura)
lol your soo funny
Thanks for that! It really made me feel better.
Rofl! Genious!
Thanks! I\'ve read this on Dennis\'s blog.
Frickin hilarious!!!
rofl!!! i thought u were fucking serious!!! i loved it!!
Effin funny ................lizx
hahahaha thats brilliant! im usin that 1 lol
hahahahahhahahhah that is fucking hilarious!!!!
hahaha so funny...PHEW need a cold shower ey.