Warning!!!!!    This is a note to warn especially the men out there, of a scam that is being pulled all over this country. I went to the mall some time ago and returning to my car I found two beautiful women cleaning the windows of  it. I thanked them, and offered a dollar to show my respect, and they said, “Oh no, it’s not money we want, but a ride to the other side of town, would help greatly.” With that I said, “Sure, get in,” and we were off. A few minutes into the ride, the two of them started to kiss and make out in the back seat like crazy.. Then one of them got into the front, and slid over and started on me, with the same action.  With that, I was asked to pull over into a deserted alley to finish the lurid acts of passion. When we were done and they left…I found that my wallet had been stolen... and all my cards and money were gone. I simply wanted you all, to be aware of this, as it could easily happen to you. I lost my wallet on July 10th. I lost another one on the 11th and the 12th. I lost two more on the 18th of July and one on the 20th, the 22end, the 25th, the 29th. One on August 2end, 3rd, 5th, 8th and two more wallets on the 10th of this month. This is terrible what is happening!! I just wanted to warn you. So long now…I must go and buy some more wallets!!! Is there no end to my comic genius!! Dennis L

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that made my day i showed my daughter she luved it ha!ha!ha! thank u for that i needed it
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That is crazy. It cracked me up. Sorry, but it did. Thanks for shareing.
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Now i know where my girlfriend is getting all that money
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YOU\"RE FUNNY! I needed that!... Angel
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lol dat was gud i thought u were bein serios till u started naming dates. awesome
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This is great! I borrowed it to send to a friend. Thanks! Love and hugs from Nashville~~Sandy
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you received so many comments! you are so funny! this really made me giggle
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LOL LOL LOL!!! I thought I was going to have to warn my hubby until you started to list how many wallets were stolen!! Hillarious!
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i laught thought the whole thing good one. lol
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Love it!!! xoxo
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lol,loved it!!!
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omg
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LOL - TOO FUNNY!!!!
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Very funny. I have to share this one.
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LOL!! Very original!!