Anyone get anything done today? Not to brag, but I got more done today than I can remember since that grim day we all have in common. Not sure whether avoidance and I still like crap, but it was good to achieve the following;
- dishes with help of dishwasher.
- vacuuming with help from Lurch (Roomba)
- a car load of donations taken to thrift store.
- a truck load of bins taken to storage.
- electronics taken to recycle.
- 30 minute on Eliptical (on highest setting)
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.I'm so good at sleeping. I can...
Right after we broke up, my ex-girlfriend called to ask how to change her relationship status on Facebook.I got into a 90-minute argument with my girlfriend because she was adamant that Moby Dick was a true story. I finally let her win so I could go to sleep.My now ex-girlfriend and I were in my room one day, and the Internet was particularly slow. After I complained, she suggested that I...