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Fortunately/Unfortunately stories

LindaJean
LindaJean
Ok here are the rules - we start a story or a sentence with "fortunately" and the next person adds an "unfortunately".

i've seen this one be a lot of fun. Ok I'll start with an example.

Fortunately my puppy came home after she ran off last night. The next would be - unfortunately she brought 7 other dogs with her.

Ok - First one = Fortunately I was all packed for my trip last night because my alarm didn't go off this morning.

next is an "unfortunately" that relates to my comment.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Fortunately I am frequently gone when she visits

Unfortunately, I was home when she rang the doorbell.
LindaJean
LindaJean
Fortunately I didn't need to turn the lights on.

Unfortunately she stayed until sundown.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Fortunately She was drunk by then and didn't comment on my tic as she usually did.


Unfortunately, she was so drunk she passed out on the couch and would probably be here in the morning.
Group Foundercarlyj1202
carlyj1202
Fortunately, she DID pass out and won't remember a thing...even the tic.

Unfortunately, she might try and cook breakfast.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Fortunately, I overslept


Unfortunately, so did she
LindaJean
LindaJean
Fortunately I thought of cooking the worst breakfast ever for her - so that she'd leave.

Unfortunately she got sick and had to go to bed - MY bed!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Fortunately the ambulance took her away


Unfortunately, They sent me the bill
sheltoesmom
sheltoesmom
Fortunately I had her address and forwarded the bill to her.


Unfortunately it came back saying "return to sender....address unknown"
deleted_user
deleted_user
Fortunately I was off on another adventure at the time.


Unfortunately, She met and married my next door neighbor while I was away.
LindaJean
LindaJean
Fortunately my neighbor and I never did talk to each other - so she would not see my tic

Unfortunately I began to light up without even touching a light switch.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Fortunately I found a doctor who could treat my tic


Unfortunately, a roll in the hay was part of the fee.
LindaJean
LindaJean
LOL - was that male or female OMB - I only ask because you didn't specify.....but I'm guessing it was female?


Fortunately - with my tic cured I felt more secure

Unfortunately I still lit up like a light post without touching electricity.
deleted_user
deleted_user
So far our character is a male cross dressing bisexual. take your pick.


Unfortunately It leaves my hair frizzy

Fortunately That saves me money on perms
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