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A young man had a sports car bought for him for his birthday, so he took it for a test drive down the country lanes he was going 40 then 50 then 60 miles per hour as he went around a corner there was 2 farmers in the middle of the road talking, he slammed his brakes on, skidded, hit an embankment, and the car flew into a field. One farmer said to the other, we was very lucky there we was in that field 5 minutes ago
One morning the husband leaves for work and the blonde gets up. She's determined to prove to her husband that blondes arn't dumb, by painting the kitchen.
When her husband gets home he says to his wife "Honey why do you have 3 coats on?"
The blonde says, "Well the directions on the paint said to use three coats for best results."
Blonde goes to doctors, he says "good news, you're pregnant", Blonde says "omg is it mine"?
Cos they always pull out with no thought for who else might be coming!!!!!
BTW, those farmers must have been from Alabama. I'm sure I know them. :-\