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Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.??Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?'
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said 'Honey? Please Just one more time before I die.'
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?'
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,??'Listen Barry, I'm not being funny.... but I have to get up in the morning and you don't.'
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?'
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said 'Honey? Please Just one more time before I die.'
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?'
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,??'Listen Barry, I'm not being funny.... but I have to get up in the morning and you don't.'
In fact, I do. said the old man. After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me? The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?
''Oh, that crazy old fart!' she replied. That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August.