Sex On The Brain Community Group
A place for those of us with non existent (or dwindling) sex lives to gather. Whether it is to share just how you are feeling or what you miss, or crave or fantasize about (or perhaps have tried with unexpected results?)… I am hoping to find somewhere for those of us fellow "horntoads" to come and chat when we are incredibly lonely and our toys are not enough to keep...

I just thought maybe you could use a chuckle. You all know my record with wearing out my toys .... Earlier I believe I did share the last toy I got was far more than I expected (or really preferred), but you know me, ever diligent in giving the old college try. This one is huge( and almost red in color) I actually played less because of this. The past few times "it" is becoming far more temperamental. (I think it knows it's rating in the scheme of things. LOL) I now have to continue to hold the buttons to keep it going. Originally you pressed them and it kept on a buzzing and doing it's thing.
As a result, I have pulled out an attachment for my wand (not the Hitachi... remember I fried that one) The attachment is made of that soft jelly like stuff and I used to be annoyed because it needed some initial guidance (Nothing near as perfect of the honing in of a good stiff cock) Lately I have been turning to this one and discovering it's many advantages.( The round base that forms around the wand is beginning to tear, but it is still not wounded for life.) I have been "coerced " (big grin here) a few times lately and while texting did wind up firing this up. While we don't share video clips, I did share a requested pic midway through with just one or two friends. It is very realistic and while not huge, does also have a fin at the bottom to massage the clit while the pink soft dildo does buzz away.
I just had to laugh when one did comment and refer to it as my Pink Wonder Cock. I am glad to report he is doing a fine job filling in while I cautiously search through the dating site and seem to find many perves and players. In this day and age , I do not want to be a bed hopper. (I am still waiting and hoping to become someone's "hot ticket" and hopefully a bit more. ) For now it's just me and my PWC. :)
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So mad at Xfinity! They're trying to charge me $115 per month for the same service I had been paying $50 the last four years. I took the equipment to UPS for shipping and cancelled my subscription today! Next door was a cookie shop called Crumbl. I had heard of it before but never went in until today. I don't need one more sugar fix, but maybe it will help with my sad) grieving heart....$15...
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I know this is stupid, but after not being able to find a job after graduation for almost two years, I ended up just taking an online teaching job because I couldn't find anything in my field. I was trying to get out of teaching and I feel so devastated. I felt this crushing feeling when I signed the paperwork and when I was in the meetings. I know that sounds so dramatic but it is how I felt. It...


I thought is was a BOB ( battery operated boyfriend)
Im bad when Im bad
PS. The wand is electric (No batteries required. LOL I just need to be sure to not "fry" this one or tear his base any further. MY budget does not allow so I better be a bit more cautious. ) Very evil grin here. :)
I'm glad it did make another smile just as it did me.