Sex On The Brain Community Group
A place for those of us with non existent (or dwindling) sex lives to gather. Whether it is to share just how you are feeling or what you miss, or crave or fantasize about (or perhaps have tried with unexpected results?)… I am hoping to find somewhere for those of us fellow "horntoads" to come and chat when we are incredibly lonely and our toys are not enough to keep...
Well I knew this was coming as I said some time back that my sturdiest (yet cheapest, believe it or not) dildo was wearing out. Even with new batteries, he only seems to manage like a buzzing mosquito... but if you couple that with my wand, it did quite well.
Today as I was getting everything done before my other eye surgery tomorrow, I did goof. I had thrown my wand, dildo and extension cord on top of the laundry, before I took it out, I did remove my wand and cord. Apparently the dildo slid down and i missed it. When I opened the washer to throw over to the dryer, ny first clue was the hot pink end with the spring unscrewed and laying on top. As I dug further, I would find the batteries the lining and my poor lifeless dildo.
So in case you are wondering , this does give me the perfect excuse to find another better one. I shall be shopping soon. I killed the big high tech wand so I now have a smaller one that does not reach well enough to do what I want. (I feel like Tim Allen... MORE POWER. LOL)
If only I had a real live soul with working parts. (Big grin here)
Hugs and gropes.
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I have toys. So the ones I have not used or need any more, are gone in the trash. One of my toys is just a regular hand held massager with an attachment. The other is a real insertable toy. This morning I ordered a new toy with attachments. It is small and has a brush like attachment and the other looks like a rose with a tiny tongue. I'll get it in about 2 weeks. Rechargable and...
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I can't believe this has gone on this long. So I don't have much hope of getting a tech job, but I saw an educational job that I thought might be really good. It would have been working at a university supporting high school students who are taking college classes. I did a mock interview with a friend and prepared extensively. It was at the university that I graduated from. I was very excited...
Barry....I think my poor old dildo was about as eager as you would have been to be tossed in the wash. Lol.
Had other eye done. Just a tad concerned as I don't have the almost immediate clarity I did with the first. Hoping my patience just being tested again.