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Okay, it's time for a career change, after all these years. I hope nobody is startled by this, because it's a really lucrative opportunity for me.
I'm hiring on at a local ranch owned by Tyson Foods. My two jobs will include painting the dye lines on burger patties for public school lunch programs, and a position called "chicken sexer", where I will have to sort baby chicks by gender.
The downside is that Fridays and Saturdays are the busiest nights, so I'll need to cancel the wilderness retreat.
I hope everyone understands, and can share in my good news with me!
I'm hiring on at a local ranch owned by Tyson Foods. My two jobs will include painting the dye lines on burger patties for public school lunch programs, and a position called "chicken sexer", where I will have to sort baby chicks by gender.
The downside is that Fridays and Saturdays are the busiest nights, so I'll need to cancel the wilderness retreat.
I hope everyone understands, and can share in my good news with me!
What if I was a DJ at a strip club called "Chicken Sexer"?
Oooh, here's a funny one: Tonya just texted her sister that she started working as an exotic dancer. And her sister believed her! Bless her heart, she was trying to be supportive and texted back, "Congrats! You go, girl!"
See, this is funny because Tonya is a sunday school teacher. Ha ha!!!
The best Aprils fools joke I've ever seen was when some students took a bunch of tires and set them on fire on an old dormant volcanic mountain not far from the city. News reports galore on how the mountain was erupting again. Caused quite the stir and boy did those reporters feel sheepish. lol That was an April fools joke on a grand scale. A stupid scale, but hey... I was a kid and it was funny to me at the time.
crazy fellow ;-)
They were very very bad jokes to do. lol
Matt I almost fell on the floor laughing when I read the line
" a position called "chicken sexer" "
FANTASTIC April Fools day joke!!