Over The Fence Community Group
A quote from one of our happy Over The Fence members: "Hi JS- Thank you for the welcome message. Do you remember that show Home Improvement and the neighbor Wilson Wilson Jr. who would meet Tim the Tool Man at the fence, but never showed anything but his eyes? He was so funny. This group reminds me of those encounters... you get the wisdom, humor, and support from your DS...
Wise advice from kids
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?", don't answer him.
- Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13
7. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11
8. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14
9. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 12
10. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
- Andrew, 9
11. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kevin, 9
12. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Mickie, 9
13. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, 11
14. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15
15. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
16. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10
17. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13
18. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Jessica, 8
19. The big blue can is Crisco, not frosting.
- Randy, 9
20. Always double check before you zip up.
- Jason, 4
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?", don't answer him.
- Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13
7. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11
8. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14
9. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 12
10. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
- Andrew, 9
11. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kevin, 9
12. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Mickie, 9
13. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, 11
14. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15
15. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
16. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10
17. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13
18. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Jessica, 8
19. The big blue can is Crisco, not frosting.
- Randy, 9
20. Always double check before you zip up.
- Jason, 4
LOL LOL
Smart kiddos
I like the #12, no it does not work to hide the broccoli in the milk, I think I tried that once.
And #16. My brother and I fought all the time, maybe I should have had a bat, then he wouldn't have picked on me so much.
#18 Never try to baptize a cat....my younger brother learned this the hard way!!! LOL