Myasthenia Gravis Support Group
Myasthenia gravis (MG) is a neuromuscular disease leading to fluctuating muscle weakness and fatiguability. The hallmark of myasthenia gravis is muscle weakness that increases during periods of activity and improves after periods of rest. Although myasthenia gravis may affect any voluntary muscle, muscles that control eye and eyelid movement, facial expression, and...
OK. I'm having kind of a tough day physically and could use a good laugh to help me feel better.
Give it your best shot.
Kimber
Give it your best shot.
Kimber
Answer:
One more - than you've seen so far!
Answer:
Silly, that's what flashlights are for.
Did I take my mestinon, this morning?
Or was that - the prednisone?
Can't remember.
Well - I'll take 'em both again!
And maybe - better double up!
In case I really didn't take either!
(Cue sirens, several hours later.)
Kimber, I am a horrible joke teller-- never remember the punch line!
So sorry you are having a rough day. Hope tomorrow is better:)
Sending you big hugs and a slobbery big kiss from my new pup,
-sherry
The 6-year-old answers the phone.
''Can I speak with your Dad, please?''
''No.'' (very shy.)
''Why not?''
''He's busy.''
''Okay, can I speak with your Mom, please?''
''No''
''Why not?''
''She's busy.''
''Oh-kay. Is there anyone else, I can talk to?''
''Yes. The police are here.''
Ah ... yes, let me talk to the police!''
''No.''
''Why not?''
''They're busy.''
''Good God, isn't there somebody I can talk to?''
''The fireman.''
''Yes please, put the fireman on!!''
''No."
''Why not?''
''They're all busy.''
''Good Lord, why are all these people so busy!!''
''They're looking for me!''
My husband is a very funny man! We laugh about MG stuff all the time... it's how we get through things. When I dribbled soup out of the corner of my mouth, he pulled a bib out of the drawer and put it on me.
Fail-proof laugh inducer for me = damnyouautocorrect.com
All of them...The Empire State Building cannot jump.
Did you hear about the guy that was in an accident and lost his left arm and his left leg?
Well, the good news is that now he is all right.
How about the guy that lit a cigarette at the gas station and caught his arm on fire?
From what I heard the cops showed up after this was reported and arrested the guy for possession of a firearm.
And Ross you are funny!
The phrase "MG moment" gets thrown around in my house often.
OK Beck.... More close friends just had me rolling!
Then I realized what you meant!
Are you laughing now?
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye,
Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
How does the butcher introduce his wife,
Meet Patti!
You guys are great! Laughter does help!