that a girl pebbles, mama smiled too, (almost all the littles in here call minnie mama or something childlike) keep bringing on the smiles!
-baby

OK.. here's one I found for my girlfriend (and she liked it):

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

ha! awesome DID, that seems like a sign that would have another saying on the back, like "or turn around and hope your sanity is still where you left it" hehe
-Dee

I think it's important to laugh (especially as a SO) so here's one I found today... I hope and pray no one takes offense.

What's the last thing a therapist wants to hear from a patient with MPD/DID/BPD after one of their sessions?

Ans: "Gee Doc... I feel like a brand new person!"

lol that was cool

Here's one for my fellow horse lovers! :D

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.

And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up." LOL

"The doctors say I have Multiple Personalities; I discussed this with my alters, and we disagree!" lmao!!!! :D

From a kids' movie we saw recently:
Knock knock

Who's there?

Owls


Owls who

Yes they do!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm MPD
and so am I

LOL you guys. Thanks for starting a silly thread, DD!

glad you guys are still having fun with this, life is depressing enough if we cant get away from it once and awhile it shall swallow us up and get constipated, so keep on with the smiles.
minnie

knock knock
whos there
peanut
peanut who
peanut from jeff dunham

dork lol

Those are funny and silly..Dont you think? Yes..

lol