What doll under the bed named Wanda....have you been skipping meds again, Deb?

Back to the suspense......what has Wanda done....and what next.......?

holy crap! i've never, on any of the forums i've plagued or blighted, ever been in any way associated with a "welcome back" thread. (ahhh, acceptance... just like death gets!)

i've had a "damnit you're back" thread,
a "thought you were really gone this time, liked it that way.." thread,
a "your naked breasts in a photograph in a breastfeeding topic makes me sick even though you tastefully chose black and white as a medium" thread,
a "sorry, but we think you're an alcoholic" thread,
a "we don't really care about your politics here at mothering.com even though we sent you to that pole about your own parenting politics and ask that you list your co-sleeping status in your signature" thread
and
an "i think jen is dead.." thread,
but never, ever..

a welcome back. you guys are the best!!

(some threads mentioned above may or may not be fictitious. no resemblance to actual thread titles is implied or intended by poster to portray any other person's actual thread title made when, living, dead or otherwise to include the undead or acts of god such as a woman named "nay" ((yes, like the horse says).) mothering.com is the trademark of mothering magazine llc, cp, tm (i'm assuming). babygaga.com was left nameless to protect the identities of mother's in their twenties with their first child who have issues with nudity and exist upon that site in order to imbibe in the control freak-isms that only their husbands in military positions of power can actually truly experience. breasts, jen, alcoholic may all be acronyms, secret code or otherwise bullshit per author's discretion. this is a test it is only a test. no, actually it's mostly true with a shine put on it that makes me appear more likeable than i actually am in person. thank you again for the thread. by the by... author reserves the right to link to this thread in order to prove that people on the internet do end up liking her sometimes. this right does not expire and all comments will be included, even any future negative sentiment in order for jen to maintain total transparency in her dealings with other human beings known to her on the internet.)

thanks again!!! you saps!!

i missed this place tremendously. i did spare you a lot of negative energy though and i am glad for that. again, i really feel welcomed now.

(cry...:)

Oh sweet Jen.......I'm so glad you back too!

and then nobody laughs... sad..

awww, thanks deb. i'm glad you're still here!

stop yercryin ninny...........uuuhhh.... .com?

just meant.......well shit i dunno what i meant...hardly ever do.

i'm glad your here.
every single time.

i mean THAT.

yep

Oh, how I needed that laugh! Thanks!

Tonna

I needed that.
Laughter calms pain.....thanks.

Naked breasts are encouraged by Steve!

Glad you're back, though I missed ya previously.

Hugs.....jc

lol. i will admit that a loving family photo was taken of myself nursing my daughter and i thought it was one of the greatest captured moments of how close our lives were then. i am not modest about the truth of love that pure. i DID stir up a hornet's nest with that one for real.

it was set up wrong. a friend took my photo and then another woman's photo of her baby with two bottles laid beside him and asked: "which photo is more obscene?" you can all guess what happened, i was never a bf nazi, but that didn't help promote my positive views in the way i inteded. i should have not allowed her use of the photo. however, the world already has it anyway so i just let it (them fly..)

i never did have an intervention thread...

and i'd do it again. lol. love to all. the warm welcome really means a lot, i'm serious.

*do it again... with the nudity.. if anyone was unclear. (but, only for women's issues, sorry lurking dudes.

yeahOK

Don't use the upstairs shower.

Welcome brokenyolk...

I remember you from somewhere...anyhow, don't go in Tonna's closet I think Matt's in there with the missing doll.

damn that doll (SSSTTTEEEEEVVVEEEE!!!!!!!!!)