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cherrychanga 04/04/2012

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

Dixe4me 04/04/2012

lol....needless to say the 2nd one is the correct answer ;)

serenityha 04/04/2012

of course! saw a sign yesterday: God created man, then He had a better idea!

Matt219 04/04/2012

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, no one has rested.

steva 04/04/2012

Right on M219!!

Funny both sentences are true! It's not so much the punctuation as it is the conugation.

Thanks Cherry, but next time you make a pot of coffee think where you would be if Juan Valdez didn't send his wife out to pick those coffe beans .

Dixe4me 04/04/2012

ROFL :)

deleted_user 04/04/2012

Honestly, no one would be anywhere without woman. Since men can not grow babies, the species would have died out with "adam" a very long time ago.

deleted_user 04/04/2012

?????
@#%$&!!!!!!!!!

jancam 04/04/2012

Ditto

Matt219 04/04/2012

Women can't even begin to grow babies without men :P

deleted_user 04/05/2012

Matt......you are the man.

4solace 04/05/2012

Least we all forget our basic biology.....in the womb, the first stages of an embryo, we are all female.

deleted_user 04/05/2012

all about ME with you people right from the very start huh?

4solace 04/05/2012

Did anyone hear a dog barking?

Hmmm, could have sworn I heard one barking.

deleted_user 04/05/2012

We don't need no stinkin punctuation.

If they can't understand what I mean, they should go away already and stop taking up space for us nutters who don't relly mean what we are saying.

jancam 04/05/2012

......how'd we come back around to the sexist thing again?
What the

HELL

Does it say about me that I read this the guys way first...
...actually thought....no, wait...that's not how I"M supposed to read that....

OMG....I'm a male chauvenist pig trapped inside a female chauvenist pigs body...

Is there a twelve step program for THAT?

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