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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Perhaps 25 or 30!!!!
LOL
Bacon, ribs, BBQ
Actlually, pigs are very dangerous. Wild ones kill people all the time.
Pigs R Kute with their big sized hair roller-ed "Dippity Do-ed " Curly Q tails, Hand held hair drier outlet Noses, Dainty well manicured toes, and their fur coat like that of the Greatgranny "Hair Do" client.
I am totally lost here. SOmeone please explain.
I have a real punctuation story for you.
A few boyfriends ago, I was dating an English teacher named Chris. He was fairly useless as far helping with projects or anything that required work.
Another man, Richie, who carries a torch for me to this day and has always comes to my rescue when a home maintenance problem was obvious, is still a friend and will always be only that.
I was in the midst of having my salon built and the old cement walkway needed an overhaul. Richie, of course, was planning to do this for me, but a little help was in order.
So... Chris (the useless) made the mistake of saying he would help Richie....we all knew he didn't mean it. So Richie decided to write on a piece of paper, what Chris could do get the project started. Keep in mind that Richie could do all kinds of handyman things, but writing was not his forte.
Here was the instruction for Chris....
dig ditch Chris
My son who was nearing the completion of a literature degree, stopped in and saw the simple words and was well aware of how both men felt about his Mother. He said, "It's interesting how punctuation can change the whole meaning of a sentence". He proceeded to show the two meanings, each one applying to one of the two men.
dig ditch, Chris (Richie's intent)
dig, ditch Chris (you guessed it)
As if I must ask at all....
LMFAO
Richie fixed the sidewalk....
Blair got his degree.
Cherry, you just never stop............
Thanks needed a real laugh.