Let me be Me Community Group
A support group for those of us that need a safe place to share what ails us. Or what doesn't! This group is your group so you can be the person you really are, no need to pretend, no need to create some successful cyber image. Whether sharing our trials and tribulations, or our success's in life. Whether in sadness and needing comfort and support, or just...
What's for dinner?
Honey ! I'm home. Naw not at the house right here at da housepidal. I can't talk right now me jaws a little sore but dey gives me this little tv to tipe ya message.
Da huousepidal food here is deliseus better den any thing you ever cooked up and de nursus are so sweet and skinny too. Dey just loves me and dey give me baths and massages and all, it's a home away from home. Chester and dem cute Nursuses been getting me beer and some shine so' wes are having a whooping great party every day. I don't think I will be back for some time, it's so nice here.
Just want ya ta know i sold da house to Billy Johnson's pig farm sos if it gits a little crowded 'round there ya will know why. Hes expanding his hog breeding and raisn' idusttree. If da hog smell gits to ripe for ya guess ya could always go live over to ya Ma's place on Lard street right between da Pork Rind factory and da Fried Dough House. Or ya can find ol' Jeffro and see if ya can shack up at his cabin fer a spell.
Talked to Sherrif he says i don't need a restrainin' order thing against your Mom. He seems ta think i' m okay here on second floor of housepidal 'cause ya Ma too heavy for the eleevatoer and too fat and lazy to climb a flight of stairs.
I did ya big favor Hon. I talked to da doc about your fat ass and he said dey have a program for dat. Says you could lose 10 pounds of lard off your butt every week. So s by next Christmas yo s could probably fit into the pick up truck seat so ya don't haves to sit in the back of da truck bed no more.
But I don't think ya Ma need try it as it would 400 years for her ta git down ta normal. But dat would make no difference she'd still be a cranky ol son o' beotch anyhoo.
Wells Ya can thank me later tho I'ms havin s a pardy now. Nursus Betty Lou and Boobie Jean are part time dancers at Smutty's naked review.
Gotta stop now time for massage and my hands will be busy. No need for ya ta visit i has plenty of company. I might rite next week or so.
Your sugar bear ,
Steva