Whatever your two hands can fix us dear :-)

AAHH come on baby you know you love cooking something up for your old man and his buddies. Now get your big butt off the couch turn off them soaps and fix us something for the big game tonight or no Boom Boom for you !

Careful steva, you won't get an boom boom going around telling lovely women they have big butts.

They Love it M219 a big booty is the rave! Try it you'll get so much more than you can handle. tee hee

NP Matt.....Two Boom Boom's over the head with an iron skillet will take care of Steve for a few days....he'll think twice about telling a lady she has a big butt!

lmao .... a bif one, too

big one lol

Darling , You have been watching way too much TV . I guess you just have too much time on your hands these days. It's probably that brand spanking new washing machine and ringer i bought you and the double clothes line . And that fancy ' lectric stove no more chopping wood for breakfast . i see i have been treating ya just too darn good woman!

Too good you say? O yes, your so good to me!
I'll remember that next time you leave your dirty underwear and dirty socks on the bathroom floor for me to pick up for you. And I'll smile when you yell "Honey, I don't have any clean underwear or socks!"

And when you leave all your dirty dishes in the living room for me to pick up and take to the kitchen for ya..... remember the dish rags are in the top drawer, dish soap under the sink and towel hanging from the stove.



p.s. (steve honey....you do realize you can't win this war you started....don't ya? :)

You are out numbered Steve, lmao...

Steve, don't even try it bud. You are definitely outnumbered and remember this, "Behind every great man, there is an even greater woman!!"

Love ya tho!

Oh Darling you know you love to wait on me hand and foot so don't be such a kidda ' . heck ya knows dem paper plates don't weigh much and i know where the lye soap is , I bath once a month! And wat ya say there's underware and socks in the outhouse?? ya know i don't wear s them ..... hey who's socks are they any way ??? ya got some 'splaining to do! Right after ya get on your bicycle and go get me some beer. Pedal really fast maybe ya can loose the caboose ya dragging around .

Last time I checked I was living in 2012? Has Steve gone back in time?

This is over his head......

Here hunny, I made you a nice bowl of soup......isn't that delicious?! I knew you would like it. Here have some bread with that too:) And let me refill your tea glass! You make me so proud eating like that with such gusto!:)
Now that your belly is full and your all sappy fied.......I'll let you rest.

BTW, I'm going to my sisters house for the night since the bathroom is going to be tied up all night and tomorrow. And sweety, when I get back.....you just let me know if you still want me to trot my fat behind to the store to get you the 6pack of beer :)

I do so Love you dear:)