by the timethe lord made woman he was into his sixth day of workingovertime an angel appeared and said why are you spending so much time on this one and the lord answered have you seen my spec sheet on her she has to be completely washable but not plastic have over 200 movable parts all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers have alap that can hold four children at atime have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands the angel was astounded at the requirements only two hands noway and thats on standard model thats to much work for oneday wait until tommorow to finish but i wont the lord protested im so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my heart she already heals herself when she is sick and can work 18 hour days the angel moved closer and touched the woman but you have made her so soft lord she is soft the lord agreed but i also made her tough you have no idea what she can endure or accomplish the angel asked will she be able to think she will be able to reason and negotiatethe angel noticed something and reaching out touched the womans cheek oops it looks like you have aleak in this model i told you you were putting to much in this one thats not aleak the lord corrected thats a tear what is the tear for the angel asked they smile when they want to scream they sing when they want to cry they cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous they fight for what they beleave in they stand up for injustice they dont take no for an answer when they beleave there is an better solution they go without so thier family can have they go to the doctor with a frightened friend they love unconditionally they cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends gets awards they are happy when they hear about a birth or wedding their hearts break when a friend dies they grieve at the loss of a family member yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left they know a hug and a kiss can heal abroken heart woman comes in all shapes sizes and colors they;ll drive fly and walk run or email you to show how much they care about you the heart of a woman is what makes the world keeo turning they bring joy hope and love they have compassion and ideals they give moral support to their family and friends however if there is one flaw in woman it is that woman it is that woman has vital things to say and evrything to give they forget their worth happy mothers day