Hepatitis C Support Group
Hepatitis C is a blood-borne viral disease which can cause liver inflammation, fibrosis, cirrhosis and liver cancer. The hepatitis C virus (HCV) is spread by blood-to-blood contact with an infected person's blood. Many people with HCV infection have no symptoms and are unaware of the need to seek treatment. Hepatitis C infects an estimated 150-200 million people worldwide.
So I bought a small artificial Christmas tree at Home Depot the other day. The guy at the store said, "you going to put this up yourself?"
I said, "No, you sick bastard, I'm going to put it up in the living room!"
I said, "No, you sick bastard, I'm going to put it up in the living room!"
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you!
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
A: Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them too.
A: Snowballs.
You know, like in the song....."Olive the other reindeer"
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
A: Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
So he can HO HO HO!