The news crews have packed up and driven off. The police have taken down the crime scene tape. Most of the body fluids have either been washed away or bagged for evidence. The big fight started when I asked the 350 lb. woman from De Moines about the tattoo on her arm. I had no idea it was supposed to be her deceased mom. The hair growing out of it really did make it look like a monkey.

I hope Ive got all of this right. My head is still pounding from getting sucker punched during the fight by that joker in a clown suit. Or maybe it was a clown in a joker suit, Im still fuzzy on the details.

Ranger is sitting up in bed taking fluids. His jaw is wired shut, it will be weeks before he can eat solid foods. Who knew that transvestite hooker had such a surprising left hook?

The last time we saw Derrick, he was running towards the mountains wearing his Superman cape, shouting something about Lex Luther being a big pharma kingpin. We told him not to eat all of those schrooms at once.

Cat was arrested for streaking, but somehow convinced the young arresting officer to drop charges. She and Mike ended up going to the wedding chapel but apparently they were turned away because neither could figure out how to sign their names.

Oz finally got out of jail Saturday afternoon. He missed most of the Friday night fun, but made up for it later on. Videos on YouTube of him at the Hard Rock jamming with the Pussycat Dolls. We had no idea he was that talented.

Blanche was last seen in the company of 4 Chippendale dancers. Hey, its her $100,000 jackpot she can spend it any way she wants.

oOo well, there are children on this board. I really am not at liberty to say.

Peepers apparently has a bunch of this on film and is shopping for movie rights.

I am permanently banned from the Elvis -A -Rama Museum and Gift Shop. I just hope the rest of it stays in Vegas. Excluding of course my blow up companion doll. Im taking her back.

All in all a good time was had by most everyone.

Except maybe the woman from De Moines.