Can I be the ball washer? LOL

Okay, my (cover your eyes, leather) feet hurt now. JBuydos and Lexi and I will be in the clubhouse massaging each other. You boys can handle your own balls for a bit, right?

It seems, sadly, that I will not be needed at this golfing event. I am feeling neglected and rejected. Where is itson when I need someone to talk dirty to me and make me feel better??

@Tossed, sorry, another derailed thread! I'll answer your question now.
My partner needs to be caring, affectionate, a leader, have a very good sense of humor, be able to let the little things go, and be sexually compatiable with me! Also, we need to see eye to eye on some basic moral issues and priorities in life.

Probably doing his rounds, Kira. I'm sure it'll be your go soon :-)

And you're more than welcome to come along... you guys can cruise to the UK for the golfing extravaganza!

Kira, just come hang out in the clubhouse with us girls!

The perfect mate...hmmm that's a tough one and gets tougher as time goes by.

Must be educated and be able to discuss a variety of subjects.
Must be friend first, lover second.
Must be willing to do things at the spur of the moment.
Must be financially stable.
Must have a job, a good job
Must not be lazy.
Must have many of the same interests as I do.
Must have their own interests.
Must be able to pack their own clothes, buy their own clothes, do their own laundry and do mine if I ask.
Must be able to cook and clean up.
Must care about me
Must like animals
Must like the beach, the mountains and being outdoors in general.

I'm sure my list can go on but these are some starters.
Oh yeah, must have good hygiene

Geezer-you are absolutely right. Lexi needs to be there. She deserves it. (putting my heels and kilt back in the closet). I'll go next time.

Tossed-Great thread. I also like my mate to talk dirty to me. Nothing better than to have your SO walk up behind you and whisper something dirty in your ear.

Kira, practicing head shots?? LOL

@Awesome how did I forget morals??That is a big one

Also, must be OK with my MS. Guess I can't go on golf outing, since I now need a wheelchair outside my home!

@Tantric I didn't realize your MS was so bad.:(

Must be into diet and exercise!!!

Must have a delightfully crazy sense of humor.

Must enjoy sex.

Must be at least reasonably intelligent.

Must be sweet and warm.

must only have one mental illness not 4 (prefer him to have 0 but in this day in age its not going to happen lol)
Must be of the maori/ islander variety with tatts...would like to get back to my traditional roots my ideal man was always a maori but hubby had the correct gene pool for my breeding requirements what with the whole opposites attract lol :P
must actually talk to me not at me
must have a great sense of humour
Love my kids
must be at least 5 years older than me too

Thats it...dont care if hes tall short fat skinny blind deaf no legs too many legs :P