alright here we go!!! the other day I had to go in the hospital for some testing.. as I am waiting this nurse who I know pretty well and happens to be the mother of my daughters friend comes up and explains I need to get a shot to do this test. OK, that's fine I said but then noticed she was blushing and almost laughing when she told me it had to be in the butt... what!! so here I am a few minutes later trying to talk about our daughters while she is looking at my butt and giving me a shot.. talk about embarrassing and funny... true story!! it just happened on Wednesday and my ass is still sore... :)

Chad

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any
sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to
seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr.
Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said
'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and
craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she
was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to
me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy
bad.
You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex
or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed
Zachary Disease ?'Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is
when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

Tray - I hope you have a better day sweetie! :P

MAY 3rd = Tray Day