Healthy Sex Support Group
This community is dedicated to an open discussion about healthy sex and sharing thoughts and feelings about sexuality and improving one's sex life. Most active adults desire to have an active and fulfilling sex life, both for themselves and also their partner. Here we discuss common sexual challenges faced by both men and women.
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, I think my husbands like a championship golfer. Hes spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.
The second woman said, My husbands like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps.
The third woman was silent until she was asked, Tell us about your husband.
She thought for a moment and said, My husbands like an Olympic sprinter.
How so?
Hes got his time down to under 11 seconds.
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, I think my husbands like a championship golfer. Hes spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.
The second woman said, My husbands like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps.
The third woman was silent until she was asked, Tell us about your husband.
She thought for a moment and said, My husbands like an Olympic sprinter.
How so?
Hes got his time down to under 11 seconds.
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, In America, we call this a hug.
She replies, Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, In America, we call this a kiss.
She replies, Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.
Toward the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, In America, we call this a grass sandwich.
She says, Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.
Judge Judy to prostitute, 'So when did you realize you> were raped?' Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced.'
ROFLMAO
Thanks for the SMILES!!!
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't?! she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'