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jimmysquirrel 12/14/2007

Step 1: Remove clothing

Step 2: Sit on lap

Step 3: Insert penis into vagina

Step 4: Repeat until desired effect achieved

Step 5: Cuddle (optional)

Step 6: Take shower

Step 7: Sit on lap

Step 8: Repeat steps 3 and 4

Step 9: Eat

Step 10: Use bathroom

Step 11: Wash hands

Step 12: Sleep

Step 13: Awake in middle of night

Step 14: Repeat steps 2 through 4

Step 15: Sleep

Step 16: Breakfast

Step 17: Go to office

Step 18: Pass awkwardly in the hall

Step 19: Meet in bathroom stall

Step 20: Repeat steps 1 through 4

Step 21: Put clothing back on

Step 22: Go to meeting

Step 23: Meet in broomcloset

Step 24: Repeat steps 1 through 4 followed by step 21

Step 25: Agree to meet for coffee after work

Step 26: Meet for coffee after work

Step 27: Agree that this was a mistake

Step 28: Retreat to cafe bathroom

Step 29: Repeat step 24

Step 30: Go home feeling dirty

Step 31: Call other person to invite over

Step 32: Repeat steps 1 through 31

deleted_user 12/14/2007

What?!? No foreplay?!?

deleted_user 12/14/2007

How boring...

jimmysquirrel 12/14/2007

ok, let me explain how this came to be created... so i was talking on the phone with me girlfriend last night, and we were just shooting shite... and well, she started the sentence on one thought, and then interrupted it with another so it came out something like, "How do people think th... *mumble* ...get laid.
So, i started at step 2, and by the time i got to step 5, my g/f was like, "We ned to make an instruction manual, and it will be hilarious... so for the next 10 minutes... we came up with that... and i did bring up the topic of foreplay, and she was like, "Foreplay? This isn't a manual for good sex! This is a manual for desperate sick and depraved sex! Foreplay has nothing to do with this!"

deleted_user 12/14/2007

Desperate, sick & depraved sex, huh? Well, if I ever need any of that, I'll refer back to this! LOL!!! :}

deleted_user 12/14/2007

This is so funny .. that's for sharing ..

deleted_user 12/14/2007

I could not do that with any of my coworkers..... first of all i work in a family owned BBQ resturant secondly the only man there is in his 60's lol But if I get a new job, I will keep this in mind. lol

kidsintowe03 09/22/2008

don't cha just love that little thing at the bottom of a thread that says "you might also like" LOL..

cute!!

deleted_user 09/22/2008

Foreplay wasnt long enough lol, but then again my man and i sometimes do Kama Sutra so then this would definetly NOT be long enough at times. But alot of screwing

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