But I'd slip on a condom every time so hopefully kids won't happen.

Yea, & then you could afford those really spensive condoms.

I'd open a new business catering to all kinds of people who need help with dating. It's become such a mine field anymore that I think a lot of people are kinda stuck as to what/how/when/where. I have seriously extensive ideas on this & hope to really actually be in a position that I could do this.

St. Jude Children's Research Hospital...

Buy a ranch, raise cattle.

Set up scholarships for engineering students. Lord knows we need more engineers than lawyers.

Great ideas! I especially like Mobi's. Seeing kids sick with cancer just flattens my heart.

I'd probably sponsor a whole bunch of kids in some dirt-poor country too.

This is if the Lotto jackpot that I won was in the $$ multi-millions, of course. Gotta take care of the home front first, me, followed by immediate family who may be in a tough spot and need help, money to bail them out. I'd help on a case-by-case basis.

Mobi, How wonderfully siimilar to what I would do. Here's the list, folks:

1. Do research on various charities and how much of the money
2. Join the NAACP
3. Join the ACLU
4.. Join Green Peace
5. Make real effort to meet William Shatner, Sarah Briughtman
6. Get tickets to see and hear The Goddess 0f Music , Sarah Brightman, people who are in Riverdance
&. Make effort to meet Ringo ands Paul
7. Contributw to UNICEF
8. Continue with my Personal Philiosphy of "Trying Ito make it better for everyone who crosses my path
9. Join N.O.W.
10. Pirchase land an old, large, home in the country and remodel home, paying real attention to the various mechincal systems to make home as Green as possible
11. Travel to Europe by boat and spend at least a year there
12. Take care of My Beloved Children, financially
11.

Officially legally launch my two non-profit projects.

tant, you forgot about the pilgrimage to North Ga. to mount your geezer..

Of course I did. Sorry My Sweet Geezer! I'lll have my nine-year old crackerjack assistant I bought, oops, hired whilst in Africa!

Folks, clearly the crazy bitch known as me is still remembeiung the epic poem I recently composed and very few people have comented on. The title of My Mistress piece is "All The Places My Aren'tt"

first thing I would go is get a maid service, a cook and a butler. I would pay off my mortgage and all the bills I got stuck with after ex stole and refuses to pay back.

I would do all the renovations I ever wanted to do with the house. I would cut my hours at work to part time status.
I would pay for long term health insurance care, or have a fund to be taken care of when I can't want around by myself. If it got worse then that, I would pay some one to put me out of my misery.

I would set up my art studio and make it active.

I would laugh at those who try to come back into my life when they left me hanging for so long.

If there happens to be anything left over when I die, it will go to those mentioned in my will.

i would pay off bills and the house. possibly build a new one so i could do zombie prep all over it. finish school. then do tons of volunteer work!!!

I would pay off my parents home and make sure they were financially set for the rest of their lives and then I would do the same for my brother and sister. I would put most of the money away for my kids so when they get older, they will have a better life for themselves and their kids. After that, I would do everything I could to help single parents that are struggling to provide for their kids in any way I could. Lastly, I would work on trying to find the real Mrs Right LOL.

Fund my own research projects instead of having to go cap in hand to funding agencies.

And...

Pay for my parents to go see penguins in Antarctica
Make sure my parents have everything they'll need until 'the end'
Hire pete Cowan to coach my golf game
Follow the PGA tour on every event VIP
Attend all F1 motor races VIP
Buy a penthouse apartment in NYC
Keep enough in the bank to continue this lavish lifestyle

And will the rest (assuming I'm winning gazillions)

Anonymous charitable donations...

If it's not gazillions, merely millions... Charity donations and following golf/F1

1. I'd make sure my Mom can retire and doesn't have to spend every dime she makes.

2. I'd buy the local shitty minnesota ski hill that I grew up on and build a big house and have guests and parties.

3. I'd probably by a small house in south minneapolis near the lakes or a condo downtown.

4. Snowboard constantly, follow the snow and buy plane tickets a day before I plan on traveling.

5. I would spend a Summer watching a baseball game at every stadium.

6. I'd pay off my brother's student loans and help him financially if he ever needed it.

7. I'd give my oldest brother a huge chunk of money so he can quit his job, pay off his townhouse, and professionally gamble on sports games, he's pretty fucking smart with it...excel spreadsheets, equations, all kinds of different ways of analyzing things.

8. I'd invest money in a buddy of mine who brews beer like crazy and wants to start a brewery. I'd make sure he can do that.

9. I'd buy a suite at Target Field (Twins Stadium) and change it into an apartment.

10. I'd close down my video production business and start playing my guitar again. I'd make a little studio in my house and work on recording an album I started and haven't touched since 2006.

11. Season tickets to the Twins

12. Study chiropractic, nutrition, holistic health, and spread the love.

13. Spread the love, lots of legs. Or just hopefully fall in love and live simply and slowly.

14. I'd buy my Dad this gun club shooting range that he rents a house at and buy him a Jeep with mud tires. I'd also pay off his hundreds of thousand dollars of debt he's in and the half a million dollars in taxes he hasn't paid in the past 15 years.

How much are we talking about here? I could burn a million on music in less than a week.