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A gentleman had made some rather odd purchase at a theme auction, movie posters, cardboard profile cutouts etc etc
upon his trip home from the auction, the telltale thump thump thump of a flat tire caused the man to pull to the shoulder of the road.
as he began unloading his truck to retrieve his spare tire, he placed two life sized cutouts of Men clad in raincoats, open in the front, but without clothes on behind his car and proceeded to change his flat.
Shortly a line of cars had pulled to the side of the road, and sure enough, the BLUE BLUE BLUE of a highway patrolmens car came to a stop behind the man.
The patrolman adjusted his belt, tipped his hat and approached the man changing the tire and asked, "What the heck are you doing on my highway?' The man simply replied, "changing a flat"
The patrolmen snapped back at the man, "I can see that, I want to know about the two cardboard cutouts showing there privates to the other motorists"
The man looked up and sneered, "What the hell, you never heard of emergency flashers!"
upon his trip home from the auction, the telltale thump thump thump of a flat tire caused the man to pull to the shoulder of the road.
as he began unloading his truck to retrieve his spare tire, he placed two life sized cutouts of Men clad in raincoats, open in the front, but without clothes on behind his car and proceeded to change his flat.
Shortly a line of cars had pulled to the side of the road, and sure enough, the BLUE BLUE BLUE of a highway patrolmens car came to a stop behind the man.
The patrolman adjusted his belt, tipped his hat and approached the man changing the tire and asked, "What the heck are you doing on my highway?' The man simply replied, "changing a flat"
The patrolmen snapped back at the man, "I can see that, I want to know about the two cardboard cutouts showing there privates to the other motorists"
The man looked up and sneered, "What the hell, you never heard of emergency flashers!"
debmitchell
Two giggles and a snort ^_^
TheAnthemOfTheAngels
love
deleted_user
-Insert penis threw hole in cut outs. I believe that is called a "glory hole".
MsViv
Cutr..made me smile. Thank you
BrokenEye
If you want a nasty burn yeah :) everyone knows a glory hole is a furnace used in glass blowing Ha ha ha mizzprizz you have a lot to learn :-)
deleted_user
and missprizz knows the lingo...HOT!
Whyme12
That was awesome! I love it :)
patti22
Cute.
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