So the other day I was trying to get my cat out from under the bed when I spied something else there. I fished it out and found it was a pink vibrator. Now, assuming a succubus isn't visiting me while I sleep (a possibility I am happy to entertain), the vibrator belongs either to my current fwb or someone I was seeing before her. I honestly don't know which. In both cases there was at least one session with each when they brought vibrators for me to use on them. I don't give a crap about the previous girl and so wouldn't contact her to ask, but should I ask my current fwb if it's hers? I'm a bit worried what she will say if it's not, especially since I'm close to telling her I want to sleep with someone else as a one off. Or do I just pitch it and forget about it?

I can only wonder what else is laying around my house I don't know about that my cleaning lady may one day discover. And she often asks me what things are that she doesn't recognize. Sadly she's old and married so possible demonstrations are out of the question.