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One day a 2cnd grade teacher decided to quiz her students.
"Class, I would like for you each to name something that ends in the letter t-o-r and eats things. None of the children raise their hands.
The teacher coaxes them on until finally Peter raises his hand.
" Go ahead Peter" to which Peter answers in a long southern drawl, "alligator, they eats lots of things"
"very good" the teacher replies, "who's next" ?
Another lad raises his hand, teacher gives her nod to Billy
Billy replies "Predator, me an Pa hunt coyotes and they eat a lot of stuff,cuz, they're predators and mean"
Again the teacher gives the student some praise and asks for another volunteer.
Little Johnny is frantically waving his arm, finally the teacher acknowledges Johnny, "yes Johnny do you have a word'?
Johnny blurts out 'Vibrator" Shocked, the teacher regains her composure and explains to the class and Johnny, that indeed the word does end in t-o-r, yet it does not eat anything.
This does not set well with Johnny who then explains his beliefs.
"The hell you say, my sis says her vibrator eats the fuck outta batteries"
"Class, I would like for you each to name something that ends in the letter t-o-r and eats things. None of the children raise their hands.
The teacher coaxes them on until finally Peter raises his hand.
" Go ahead Peter" to which Peter answers in a long southern drawl, "alligator, they eats lots of things"
"very good" the teacher replies, "who's next" ?
Another lad raises his hand, teacher gives her nod to Billy
Billy replies "Predator, me an Pa hunt coyotes and they eat a lot of stuff,cuz, they're predators and mean"
Again the teacher gives the student some praise and asks for another volunteer.
Little Johnny is frantically waving his arm, finally the teacher acknowledges Johnny, "yes Johnny do you have a word'?
Johnny blurts out 'Vibrator" Shocked, the teacher regains her composure and explains to the class and Johnny, that indeed the word does end in t-o-r, yet it does not eat anything.
This does not set well with Johnny who then explains his beliefs.
"The hell you say, my sis says her vibrator eats the fuck outta batteries"
deleted_user
Giggling ....
deleted_user
For the amount of times "Little Johnny" has raised his hand to say something shocking, it's surprising the teacher still let's him speak, let alone attend class.
tossedaside
exactly laylow, I give one smartass answer in 3rd grade and get banished to the hall for the next 3days, WTF I think Johnny must be nailing the teacher
deleted_user
By now he should be.
deleted_user
He can't bone the teacher, she's his aunt, Unless they live in W.(BY GOD) Vigrinia wher every one is KIN.
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