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> >Black panties
> >
> >Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was
> >constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
> >Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
> >
> >Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to
> >meet."
> >
> >Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
> >dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in
> >Vermont. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she
> >stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his
> >birthday suit.
> >
> >Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
> >
> >She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
> >but down there I am still in mourning."
> >
> >He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was
> >the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his
> >birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
> >
> >She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
> >
> >He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
> >
> >
> >the above was posted solely for entertainment purposes, it in no way reflects to any individual\s or occurrences
> >
> >Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was
> >constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
> >Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
> >
> >Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to
> >meet."
> >
> >Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
> >dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in
> >Vermont. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she
> >stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his
> >birthday suit.
> >
> >Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
> >
> >She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
> >but down there I am still in mourning."
> >
> >He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was
> >the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his
> >birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
> >
> >She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
> >
> >He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
> >
> >
> >the above was posted solely for entertainment purposes, it in no way reflects to any individual\s or occurrences
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OMG, that is funny TA!!
deleted_user
HA-HA-HA....THAT WAS GOOD. I NEEDED THAT LAUGH.
deleted_user
LOL....Good one hun...xox
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