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Gastric bypass (GBP) is any of a group of similar operative procedures used to treat morbid obesity, a condition which arises from severe accumulation of excess weight in the form of fatty tissue, and the health problems ("co-morbidities") which result. If you are considering gastric bypass or have had it, join the community where we share our experiences and find support.

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krimicri 02/08/2011

Check out this website.. I had to stop looking at it at work because I was laughing so hard I was crying.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com

Enjoy!

Krista

deleted_user 02/08/2011

Yeah, I have a few texts I should submit to them. Autocorrect is always screwing up my typing!

snikahs 02/08/2011

I am litterally laughing so hard I am crying and half way hyperventilating right now.

Why is it that sodium always auto corrects to sodomy? I WILL NEVER LOOK AT THE MORTON SALT GIRL THE SAME WAY AGAIN!!!

krimicri 02/08/2011

LOL Snikahs, thats how I was at work.. I had to close it.

Krista

deleted_user 02/08/2011

lol.. so funny I am crying and my hubby thinks I am crazy....

Becca

SoonToBeMe 02/08/2011

Toooo funny!!! Hubby's asleep and my dogs thought I was crazy laughing at the computer screen!!

deleted_user 02/08/2011

Too damned farty... I mean funny!

deleted_user 02/08/2011

LOL...love it! @ Misa-well put, friend :)

Leslie

amberwaves555 02/09/2011

I seriouslly pissed a little... LOL That was sooo funny!!!

deleted_user 02/09/2011

Laughed like crazy. My family thought I was nuts.

deleted_user 02/09/2011

I laughed so hard I cried! Then I posted it to FaceBook.
Love it!!

deleted_user 02/09/2011

Papi in spanish is dad. I had sent a text message to my mom to give a kiss to my papi (he was in the hospital at the same time I had surgery) and auto correct took it upon itself to send Im gonna kick your puppy.

Nonetheless no animals were harmed in the production of that text.

Krista:

You had me rolling at the end of the day yesterday with this stuff. I had to stop to literally catch my breath.

Josie

krimicri 02/09/2011

LOL Josie, I had myself rolling all night and this morning on that damned site, it is TOO FREAKING FUNNY!

On a side note (you probably saw it on my FB comment, but wanted to share with these guys too), I sent my boyfriend a text to say "I'm getting sick!", and hit send before I read it, and I sent him by mistake "I'm getting dick!".. needless to say it didn't go over well. LMAO (Betting LU will get a kick out of that one.)

Krista

deleted_user 02/09/2011

Krista,

LMAO!!! At work!! I can not wait to get home and look some more.... and your text to your boyfriend.....to funny!! Josie.... so funny... gotta love auto correct!!!

Kim

deleted_user 02/09/2011

OMFreakinG!!! way too funny....

THANKS for posting - this is great!

deleted_user 02/09/2011

I figured I'd kill some time at work and continue reading some of these and noticed that a lot of these are from AT&T. So glad that is not my carrier....LMBO

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