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Tonight after I got home...
Scott(my boyfriend): My delete key isn't working.
Me: That's because you killed it, you need a new keyboard. (He's like a bull in a china shop, banging on keys)
(Scott proceeds to bang on the delete key hoping it'll make it work, then bumps his beer, which spills all over the keyboard)
Me: (LMAO) I think the delete key is the least of your worries.
(He was about to get mad, but gave up and decided to laugh with me instead.)
Me: I have another keyboard somewhere... here, I found it (hook it up for him)
Scott: Great. Now I have to get used to this new keyboard.
Me: Scott, the keys are in the same place.
Scott: Oh...
(This coming from the one who thought the CPU was in the back yard. LMAO!!)
Later...
Scott: Where'd my beer go?
Me: It's in your keyboard. BWAHAHAHAH!!!
Scott: You're an asshole.
HAHAHAHHHA!!!
Scott(my boyfriend): My delete key isn't working.
Me: That's because you killed it, you need a new keyboard. (He's like a bull in a china shop, banging on keys)
(Scott proceeds to bang on the delete key hoping it'll make it work, then bumps his beer, which spills all over the keyboard)
Me: (LMAO) I think the delete key is the least of your worries.
(He was about to get mad, but gave up and decided to laugh with me instead.)
Me: I have another keyboard somewhere... here, I found it (hook it up for him)
Scott: Great. Now I have to get used to this new keyboard.
Me: Scott, the keys are in the same place.
Scott: Oh...
(This coming from the one who thought the CPU was in the back yard. LMAO!!)
Later...
Scott: Where'd my beer go?
Me: It's in your keyboard. BWAHAHAHAH!!!
Scott: You're an asshole.
HAHAHAHHHA!!!
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