Gastric Bypass Surgery Support Group
Gastric bypass (GBP) is any of a group of similar operative procedures used to treat morbid obesity, a condition which arises from severe accumulation of excess weight in the form of fatty tissue, and the health problems ("co-morbidities") which result. If you are considering gastric bypass or have had it, join the community where we share our experiences and find support.
Just love em!
Lu
We should email some of the clinics we know about and see if we can do a group rate. I mean it!
We could build a Franken-friend from the excess and take her from party to party (a la "Weekend at Bernies"). Now, to find out if these stretch marks will tan. :)
O
I bet we would have to have a lot of people to get any kind of discount.
Too bad we couldn't charter a bus!
But maybe.....
Maybe the ladies can all get a discounted rate ala Groupon, haha.
Maybe we could just invent a boobie pump like a tire pump and reinflate them without the fat?
Not sure if I mentioned that I met a gay plastic surgeon recenly - I am totally going to chat to him about a group rate....he usually just does it for cancer patients, but hey if we have a ton of interest who knows. He works out of Chicago but I believe has surgical privleges in Miami as well...
To be continued....
wait for me!!!!!!
even before I was obese, I had a full rack, I am hoping to still have one after, but not holding my breath