MR SAND MAN PLEASE LET ME SLEEP
POUR IN THE SAND SO I CAN GET 40 WINKS
MAKE MY EYES CLOSE AT LEAST 12 HOURS
AND WHEN I WAKE UP I WILL HAVE SUPPER POWERS

I agree with redneckangel
we should have a drink at this angle.

There once was a cowgril named Annie Larue
She dated every cowboy that she ever knew
They would going riding on hosre back in the moon light
and kiss and make love all though the night
When the morning sun came beaming over the hill
Annie Larue would sing a song Twillidee dee he gave me a thrill
up thar on the hill top called Blue Berry hill

I really can't find a rhyme
maybe another time.
But at least I came to see
that's all you get from me.

LUCKY DUCKS DONT SUCK

THE FALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THENIGHT

As I scurried through the house
In the night quite as a mouse
All the sudden I went boom
Crashing to the floor of the living room
One leg that way one leg this
An elbow crunching and the twist of my wrist
Right knee bruised and now in pain
My left ankle now has a sprain
My back is hurting and bladder is squirting
I was sprawled there out on the floor
Getting up was going to be such a chore
Can I walk? I do not know
If I can it will be slow
Ouch this hurts I need a pill for pain
I hope I never do this again
Serves me right I should have stayed in bed
Searching for a snack in the night can bring one dread.
Why couldn't I have waited for morning to come?
The Olympic gold for gymnastics I have not won
I am an old lady not agile as one can see
Olympic floor exercise it not for me.
The only thing I can do real well is the split
And to tell the truth it hurt like sh---t
Where is the Advil, Where is the Alive
Maybe some ice packs is what I really need
Where is that ace bandage where is the sling
I need some plaster and tape and a service bell to ring
I need the back brace but it is way over there
To heck with it, Iâll use this dang wheel chair
Donât send a get well card or a get well call
My mail box is way out by the street
And the phone is clear over there on the dang wall
Iâll be ok in just 100 days
But by then Iâll be thin or completely wasted away.
If you donât hear from me for a week or more
You can just figure I canât get up cause Iâm still sprawled out on the dang floor.

Do something call 911 by the way my wrist is in a splint and doing better

Mamob I think you just wrote a new Dr. Seuss book ;)

redneck angel is so crazy
and I am so lazy
Mamob is a lady from Texas
You can bet your lazy asses

There once was a little tike
who rode each day on his little blue bike
Up the side walk he would peddel so fast as
he rode by on his little blue bike
The wind blew through is redish brown hair
and he road with out a single care
As he rode here and there
There was a problem with this liltte tike
For in nude he road his little blue bike
riding here and there with out a care.
with the wind blowing through his redish brown hair.

MAMOB LIKE TO MOMBO
SUEV LIKES SUE BEE

THERE WAS A WEIRD ANGEL WITH A HEAD OF RED HAIR AND HER SKIN WAS SO VERY FAIR
AND EVERY EVENING SHE SHE WOULD TAKE FLIGHT THROUGH THE DARK STARY FILLED NIGHT
FLYING SO HIGH WITH THE WIND BLOWING THROUGH HER LONG ANGELIC RED HAIR
AND TO EVERYONES ASTONIHING GLARES AS SHE FLEW OVER
THEY ALL COULD SEE SHE WORE NO UNDERWARE.


I AM NOT SURE WHY I HAVE GOT IN TO THE NUDE THING MAMOB

haahahha Mamob likes to mombo :)

redneckangel was walking down the road one day
when she thought it would be fun to have a tumble in the hay
she grabbed the farmer in the field on her way
that's my story and I'm sticking to it no matter what you say

I am not in the mood to spin another rhyme .
in my bed in the nude is where I would rather spend my time.
my brian and body are so very tired
I think I will shower and then I will retire
in my nice comfy bed with sweet smelling sheets
and in the morning a new day I will greet.

I THINK I WILL JUST SHUT THE DUCK UP

croking frogs live in the bog

I think you all are crazy
I am happy to just be lazy